Friday, March 28, 2008

it was a double blow. time for a reality check.
looking at others and looking back really hurts. hate that wrenching feel.
some things will simply never be the same again. it's time i learn to accept that. no point in fighting to revert changes when you know it's gonna bring trouble. might as well just go with the flow and let things run it's course. go with the flow. but that image's still stuck in my head.

clinched two more medals since the last post. but then again, it didn't really matter as much as it use to. i'm too young to be feeling this way.

okok...enough with the blues. this really cranked me up. i really should be censoring the first two but i guess in the name of good fun i shall let it be.

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
5. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
6. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
8. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
9. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
10. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night

8:27 PM
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