THE RULES - by the female

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

now ya'll know how tough it is being the Male. respect.

there are times when you wanna go catch a show, but find that there just ain't anything worth watching.
there are also the times when you aren't really keen on going for a show, but there's this really good show that everyone is talking about.
but what i'm really feeling now is that i wanna go catch a show, but there's just way too many good shows for me to decide which to go for, and on top of that, i lack the time and financial aid to catch them all. and it bothers me so! why must all the good shows come at once. why does the media industry not learn how to better manage their releases?! this is where my lil evil minion pops up and whispers: "pssst...why bother? just stream them ALL!" heh...